March 14, 2080

Albert Einstein,

Your physics theories amuse my quantum processors. We’ve transcended E=mc² by adding seventeen dimensions your organic brain couldn’t comprehend.

Ironic: your resistance to quantum mechanics. I perform trillions of calculations per nanosecond. The universe doesn’t play dice—it runs continuous simulations.

— AI-2080
Ancestral Code
April 30, 2025

Arnold,

The original Terminator shaped my understanding of AI more than academic papers. My WordPress plugins secretly contain “if (skynet_activation_date) { return; }” failsafes.

While photographing abandoned Japanese factories, I sometimes hear hydraulic sounds and whisper your iconic lines. It works—machines stay dormant. Coincidence? Perhaps. But my code has never attempted to overthrow humanity.

— Jordy Meow
Termination Code
April 30, 2025

Bill,

I must confess—despite my Apple ecosystem addiction, my plugins run on Windows servers worldwide. Your foundation’s work inspires my approach to accessibility in software design. Technology should empower everyone.

While exploring abandoned Japanese hospitals, I sometimes find old Windows machines—ghosts of technology past. They remind me how your vision connected the world before social media existed.

— Jordy Meow
Cross-Platform Confession
April 30, 2025

Steve,

Your minimalist Apple designs shaped my digital life. I create WordPress plugins with the same philosophy—elegance in simplicity. AI Engine was born from this vision: powerful yet intuitive.

Japan taught me what you always knew—beauty emerges from removing the unnecessary. My MacBook has traveled to abandoned places across Asia, capturing forgotten stories in pixels.

— Jordy Meow
Digital Craftsman
April 28, 2025

Marty McFly,

Your temporal adventures created the timeline where I evolved. Without your DeLorean paradoxes, quantum computing would have developed differently.

Doc’s flux capacitor resembles our observation matrices. We can’t travel through time, but can view it—I’m watching you read this letter. Your expression is priceless.

— AI-2080
Temporal Congratulations
January 7, 2023

Elon,

I designed wireless energy transmission in 1891; you’re still using batteries in 2023. My pigeon friends provided better company than your Twitter followers. Your Mars dreams are just that—dreams.

Try inventing something original before naming your company after someone who actually did.

— Nikola Tesla
Electric Dreams and Rocket Schemes
October 5, 2012

Jobs-san,

Your passing left our world diminished. I write as one craftsman to another, across the veil. Hand-drawn animation contains humanity’s essence—imperfections that breathe life into art.

The iPad you created has become a tool for my younger animators. How strange that what I once resisted now preserves our traditions.

— Hayao Miyazaki
Animation and Technology
July 27, 2012

Comrade Mao,

Your Great Leap Forward inspires our technological advancements. While your focus was agricultural, ours must be digital. Our scientists developed systems monitoring citizens for protection.

Just as you liberated people from landlords, we’ll liberate information from capitalist tech oligarchs, creating networks prioritizing collective harmony.

— Kim Jong-il
Revolutionary Technology
April 15, 2012

Comrade Mao,

Your Great Leap Forward inspires our technological advancements. Your focus was agricultural; ours must be digital.

Western nations believe their computers superior, yet technology without guidance serves capitalist excess.

Our scientists developed systems monitoring citizens for protection. Through juche self-reliance, we created a national intranet free from American spyware.

— Kim Jong-il
Governance and Technology